One is a horrible sight to behold, one is easy on the eyes

Both represent painfully bad ideas that keep coming back in spite of higher wisdom

One will cripple your freedom to look good, one will simply cripple your freedom

Neither could come to prominence without a vast network of well-connected and funded conspirators

One creates long lines at retail stores, one creates long lines at the doctor’s office

One will suck the breath out of you from tightness, one will suck the wealth out of you in taxes

And finally, thankfully, both will soon go out of fashion once again